AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS TRUMP AFTER HIS REELECTION

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Good evening, Dictator, sorry President Trump.

TRUMP:
No need for an apology, I told the American people that I would be a Dictator from day one.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Mr. President, you said you were going to be a Dictator for one day but you are still issuing Dictatorial, sorry Executive Orders into your second week.

TRUMP:
Do you know of any Dictator who gave up power easily?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
No Sir.

TRUMP:
I am the President,  I control the Legislature, and the Supreme Court. I may have more power than God. Please delete that as I do not want another DEI Epispacolian Bishop lambasting me in public.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why are you obsessed with DEI? Do you know that DEI has benefitted Whites especially White women more than Blacks and Colored?

TRUMP:
Not true, America was great until America started electing DEI Presidents and Vice Presidents.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Obama and Kamala beat White candidates and cannot be DEI.
Are you aware that DEI slaves made America Great? Why do you want to exclude them from enjoying the fruit of their labor?

TRUMP:
AGREEDED, we used DEI to build America but we do not need DEIs to replace Whites. After building a house do you want the builder to live in your house—No.
That’s why we are deporting all the DEI workers who built America.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What about your DEI underpaid employees and DEI farm workers in South Dakota?
When is your Interior Secretary, Kristi Noem going to raid farms in South Dakota with TV crews in tow?

TRUMP:
Africastallestman, we have used the DEI people and it is time for them to go back to their shit-hole countries.
These ICE raids are publicity stunts reserved for Democrat states and Sanctuary cities, Republican States and cities are safe.
By the bush, Elonon Muskovich is building robots to replace DEI farm workers.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Is America made up of Democrat and Republican States? Do you want to start another civil war or insurrection?

TRUMP:
I am not an insurrectionist unless you think that protesting an election rigged by Venezuelans in favor of Sleepy Joe is an insurrection.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You hate Venezuelans but you just sent an Emissary to Nicholas Maduro for negotiations. Are you sure you do not have a hand in the Venezuelan rigging? The Russians were said to have aided your first election.

TRUMP:
If you say that CRAP again, I’ll have you sent to Guantanamo and your Government won’t do shit.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You are right on that, Sir.

TRUMP:
Do you have any more questions as I am about to sign another Executive Order bringing down the price of eggs?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You cannot do that Mr. President, no eggs will obey your Executive Order.

TRUMP:
Any egg that disobeys my order will be boiled, fried, poached, or scrambled. Kash Patel and the FBI have a list of all enemy eggs.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
How does the DEI Supreme Court keep giving you favorable rulings?

TRUMP:
Clarence Thomas is “White,’ as he is married to a White woman and Ketanji Brown Jackson is “White,” as she is married to a White man.
Imagine Michelle Obama as a Supreme Court Justice, my ass will be in Guantanamo.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Mr. President, I see why you are worried about DEI or DEIJ—Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, and Justice.
Any descendant of a Slave dealer or anyone who descended from Germany will also be worried.

TRUMP:
Are you implying that I am Hitler?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Please do not put “my mouth into your words,” how can I address the greatest President in World history as Hitler?

TRUMP:
Africastallestman, do you know why you are the only African that I grant interviews?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
No.

TRUMP:
You know that I am the Greatest, greatest in everything.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Thank you, Sir.

TRUMP:
I have ordered the Air Force to bomb some BLM—Black Lives Matter protesters blocking the path of a bus transporting dog- and cat-eating Haitians to Guantanamo. I am going to the situation room to monitor the bombing.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Before you leave, why did you terminate the HIV/AIDS Program run through USAID?

TRUMP:
Terminating the program will reduce the number of DEI HIV-infected people coming to America. Most of the HIV/AIDS patients will die before they come to the Mexican and Canadian borders.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Bye, the Greatest.

TRUMP:
Bye, Africastallestman.