NIGERIAN DOCTORS

Nigerian doctors are:
Expected to provide free treatment
Expected to provide care without infrastructure
Expected to work without compensation by employers
Expected to give free money to non-paying patients as charity and
Expected to luxurious lives like pASTORS

Only God can meet these expectations
Nigerian doctors are humans
Humans who perform under arduous conditions
Humans who risk their lives to save others
Humans who work without personal protective equipment
Imperiling their lives while toiling
To save the lives of non-paying patients

After all these ikpulities:
Nigerian doctors are expected to
Compete with Kidnappers
Compete with Oil Block Thieves
Compete with Jet-setting pASTORS
Compete with Polithiefians
Compete with Thievocrats and
Compete with Monopolists

If you think nothing is
Wrong with the above scenario
You need to see a Nigerian doctor
Because you may have contracted
Typhomalaria, a combination of
Typhoid fever and malaria that
Afflicts only Nigerians and is a Spurious Diagnosis.