AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS ELON MUSK
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Good afternoon, the second richest man in the world after Mansa Musa.
ELON MUSK:
Africastallestman, who is Mansa Musa?
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You didn’t bother to return my greeting, I guess you did not know that an African Emperor who used to preside over the Mali Empire in the 14th century CE is worth more than $400 billion in today’s dollars.
ELON MUSK:
Thanks for the history, may we get down to the interview? You know I hate anyone beating me at anything. You are aware that my Dragon Capsule by SpaceX beat the shit out of the Starliner by Boeing and Boeing has been in the space business for over 100 years.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
No one was going to space in 1924.
Why did you throw your support behind Trump?
ELON MUSK:
After the disastrous debate performance by Biden in June and Trump’s surge in the polls, I decided to protect Tesla.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you aware that Democrats and Independents are Tesla’s customer base and they are shopping other brands?
ELON MUSK:
I am aware but Trump promised to ban electric cars and have all electric cars crushed and recycled using his Presidential Immunity.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Is this a joke?
ELON MUSK:
No, he confirmed this to me in an encrypted phone call and urged me to back him.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What will you get if Trump wins?
ELON MUSK:
I will buy General Motors, Ford, and Stellantis and combine them into Musk Motors and Mansa Musa will be history as I will be worth more than $2 trillion.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Aren’t you worried about Anti-Trust Laws?
ELON MUSK:
Not with the ruling of the Supreme Court granting Trump absolute Immunity for official acts. Under this ruling, the President can use your wife for official duties for a few weeks and you cannot do anything about it.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Tesla sales are slumping and Twitter is losing value while being banned in Brazil.
ELON MUSK:
If you mention Twitter again, I’ll end this interview.
I look at the long term, Tesla may be currently losing sales because of Democrats and Independents shunning Tesla cars. If Trump wins everyone will be compelled to buy from Musk Motors and the slump in Tesla sales will be history.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Sorry about the slip of the head, I meant X.
I see, you do not become the world’s richest man by thinking small and not taking political and business gambles
ELON MUSK:
On X, Trump is back and his presence on X will more than offset the loss of users in Brazil.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You are taking a big gamble as Kamala Harris may clobber Trump in November 2024.
ELON MUMUSK:
Politicians change their minds and I can change mine before the election.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Meaning?
ELON MUSK:
I can switch my support to Kamala Harris and give her campaign $1 billion before the election. Notice that I am a Free Speech Absolutionist in the USA and a Free Speech Suppressionist in China. I did not become the world’s richest man by being inflexible.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I wish you the best in your political misadventure, sorry adventure. At a recent meeting of the New York Chamber of Commerce, Trump promised to make you a “Prime Minister” that will cut waste in all Government Departments. Are you willing to cede control of your companies to a trustee to become a Cabinet member?
ELON MUSK:
I will use the same Trustee that Trump used—one of my 12 children. Trump’s companies made more money while Trump was President.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I have an interview with Kamala Harris in one hour, I have to leave.
ELON MUSK:
Did you charge your electric car, it is free at Tesla’s Headquarters.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Electric what, I drive a regular car. Africans do not have enough electricity to light up their dwellings and you want me to waste electricity on a car.
ELON MUSK:
Musk Motors will be big in Africa!
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Bye, Elon
ELON MUSK:
Bye, Africastallestman.
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