AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS TRUMP FOLLOWING THE WITHDRAWAL OF BIDEN

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Mr. Ex-President, you got your wish. Sleeping Joe went to sleep and Awake Kamala replaced him.
Are you happy?

TRUMP:
Happy? Are you kidding me? I am not going to debate that woman.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Correction, she is the current Vice President of the USA and not that woman.

TRUMP:
Well, all women are alike, if you grab one butt, you have grabbed all.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you still in the female butt-grabbing business?

TRUMP:
Yes, if it is official as the Supreme Court ruled.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Is it true that you donated huge sums of money to Kamala Harris’ campaigns as she ran for elective offices in California?

TRUMP:
It must be Usha Vance whose grandmother is related to Kamala Harris’ grandmother who made the donations. Kamala Harris and Usha Vance are American Indians

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Do you mean Americans with Indian heritage or ancestry?

TRUMP:
All Indians whether in America or India are the same.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What if I told you that Usha Vance was 25 and 27 years old when donations of $5,000 and $1,000 were made respectively in your name? She could not afford such huge sums of money at that time as she was in Yale Law School.

TRUMP:
Then it must be Don Junior who made the donations in my name. Don once wanted to marry a Black lady but I dissuaded him. Blacks are only good as girlfriends and for jobs done by immigrants.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What jobs are you referring to?

TRUMP:
Jobs such as sales clerks, fast food workers, garbage collectors, shit carriers for old White folks, and other ikpulities.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Isn’t that Racist and Hatist?

TRUMP:
If you deem that telling the truth is Racist and Hiatist, so be it  That’s why my supporters love me. I tell them Truths nobody dares say.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you sure you are not confusing TRUTH with LIES?

TRUMP:
Are you from the fake, Democrat, liberal press? If you want the truth listen to Fox News, Newsmax, Breitbart News Network, and other ikpulities.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I never knew you understood the meaning of ikpulities.

TRUMP:
Really, I read Africastallestman and you are one of those who helped push Sleepy Joe out of the race. I would have relished beating an old sleepy man.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I would have done the same for you if you were sleepy. I respect old folks.

TRUMP:
I never sleep.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Could this be why you are always dishing out misinformation and disinformation which are euphemisms for lying?

TRUMP:
Africastallestman, if you utter such nonsense when I return to the White House in 2029, I’ll have you officially arrested.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you conceding the 2024 race to Kamala Harris because you have been donating to Kamala Harris?

TRUMP:
Yes, I cannot lie my way out of this ikpulity. Party members want me to step down for Vance. I said no way and threatened them with jail terms if I won the election. Remember, according to the Supreme Court, official jailing by a sitting President cannot be challenged in any court.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Mr. Ex-President, I have to end this interview as you are already sounding like a dictator before day one.

TRUMP:
Yes, practice makes perfect.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Bye, Mr. Ex-President.

TRUMP:
Bye, the tallest man in Africa.

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