AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS TRUMP AFTER THE SUPREME COURT’S DECISION ON PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Good afternoon, the next American Dictator.

TRUMP:
Good afternoon, Africastallestman, yes, I’ll be Dictator from day one. I’ll lock up Sleepy Joe and Crooked Hillary on day one. The Supreme Court just confirmed it.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Do you still intend to shoot someone on 5th Avenue in Manhattan?

TRUMP:
I’ll start with those crooked prosecutors, Jack Smith and Alvin Bragg. I carry my pistol, a Glock 9 on me always. If any of them is within shooting distance, I’ll officially shoot them and nothing will happen. The Supreme Court agrees.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
If you win in November will you step down in 2029 for the new President?

TRUMP:
No, I’ll officially order a military coup in my official capacity as President of the US, an action covered by Presidential Immunity.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Can you be charged for anything as President of the US?

TRUMP:
As long as I claim it is official. I can officially have sex with a prostitute and refuse to pay her and nothing will happen.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Can you officially snatch someone’s wife?

TRUMP:
Yes, as long as I claim I did it in my official capacity as the President of the United States to make America great again.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Can I publish this interview under the First Amendment?

TRUMP:
Yes, but when I become President in 2025, I’ll send you to Guantanamo Bay and lock you up without charges for years.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Do Americans know that electing you will turn America into China and Russia?

TRUMP:
Isn’t China overtaking America in certain areas of technology such as electric cars?
Didn’t Russia’s Putin invade Ukraine as the US is being butt-kicked in Afghanistan?
America needs a Dictator to fight those Dictators, Sleepy Joe cannot do it.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Will you grant me another interview after you win?

TRUMP:
It depends on your fairness; yes, if you are nice, no, if you are not nice. I’ll have you arrested by the FBI if you publish anything derogatory, satirical, or not.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
How do you intend to deport all illegal animals, sorry aliens, including those employed by the Trump Organization?

TRUMP:
I’ll declare a State of Emergency and use the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines to flush them out. If they refuse to come out of their rat holes, the Air Force will bomb them to blazes reducing the cost of deportation. If any country refuses to accept their deportees, the animals will be dropped by parachutes into their shit-hole countries.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Who will replace the deportees?

TRUMP:
Blacks and Hispanics who are legally in the US.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What of the descendants of Blacks who were kidnapped from Africa and enslaved in America?

TRUMP:
As long as they are not branded on their foreheads, Blacks are interchangeable, a Black whose forebears were enslaved is no different from Blacks whose forebears were not enslaved. The same applies to Hispanics.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I am already jittery, the US Supreme Court may reinstate you as the President of the US before November 2024.

TRUMP:
Yes, the lawsuit is already at the Federal Appeal Court in Texas where the Judge ordered that I replace Biden but Biden appealed to the Supreme Court.
With Biden’s debate showing, the Supreme Court may rule in a surprise “Per Curiam Decision” reinstating me as the US President before November 2024.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Bye, America’s next Führer, are you going to install surveillance cameras as in China?

TRUMP:
Bye, Africastallestman, ensure you have the correct visa if you intend to keep visiting the US. Yes, there will be surveillance cameras everywhere.