TRUMP, THE CON MAN, GETS CONVICTED!

His grandfather, a barber
Conned his way out of the German military

His dad, a businessman
Conned Minorities and became a millionaire

The Con Man, an inveterate liar and businessman
Conned Minorities and banks and became a billionaire

The Con Man became a politician and
Conned his way to the White House

You can con New Yorkers
Some of the time

You cannot con New Yorkers
All the time

New York finally cornered the Con Man
And Convicted him for his Cons!

The Con Man gets convicted!