NIGERIA TO TAX OXYGEN!

Following the massive revenues
Generated from taxing
The Internet—Cybersecurity tax,
Tinubu’s Government will
Impose an oxygen tax
Based on the size of
Your nostrils and stature.

Dubbed Oxytax to
Differentiate it from Cybertax,
No Nigerian shall escape
This new tax burden.
The only escape avenue
Is to leave Nigeria or
Commit suicide by jumping
Into the Rivers Niger or Benue.

However, a coffin tax and
Death tax will be payable
Upon your demise by
Your survivors and heirs.
Tax dodgers are leaving
Nigeria in droves to
Avoid these taxes or are they?

Emigration taxes are planned!