AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS ALABAMA CHIEF INQUISITOR, EVANGELIST, PENTECOSTALIST, SORRY CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Good afternoon, pASTOR Tom Parker.

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
Africastallestman, you are a comedian, I am the Chief Justice of the State of Alabama and not the Chief pASTOR. You must be watching too much of MSNBC.
We shall soon ban Rachel Maddow and MSNBC in Alabama.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Talking about banning, is it true that you want to designate spermatozoa and ova as half-humans and forbid the wastage of spermatozoa and ova?

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
Yes, it is true. One ejaculate contains 200 million spermatozoa and some men kill 200 million future human beings by ejaculating into rubber bags called condoms or masturbating and ejaculating into the toilet bowl.
This is as abominable as abortions.
Women who ovulate without fertilization are also guilty of half abortions.
It is equivalent to killing one-half of a fetus. When you kill one half of anything the other half dies.
In Job 13:30, God ordered humans to multiply and populate the earth. In the US, urban areas account for 3 percent of the landmass but are home to 82 percent of the US population.
By not having more babies and killing unborn babies and half-babies, we are leveling or discountenancing one of God’s mountains, which is the promotion of family.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Pentecostalist Chief Justice, please what are God’s mountains?

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
Yes, the Seven Mountains are the seven mountains of influence as handed down to Bill Bright and Loren Cunningham on Mount Rushmore in 1975. These mountains are family, religion, education, media, entertainment, business, and government.
Family: Banning abortions and wasting spermatozoa and ova promote family values as demanded by God.
Religion: Every legal opinion and court ruling must be based on the Bible.
Education: Public money must be available to religious schools.
Media: Enacting laws to ban censorship of religious, conservative, conspiratorial, racist, and hatist views in the media.
Entertainment: Banning sinful entertainment such as gay clubs, lesbian clubs, trans clubs, exotic dancing, and other ikpulities.
Business: Avoiding businesses that serve LGBTQIAs.
Government: Reelecting our Führer,  Donald J. Trump.

These seven mountains must be climbed because Rapture or Rupture is around the corner.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What is Rupture or Rapture?

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
It is when God shall send his son, Jesus Christ, to Earth to collect all the faithful and teleport them to Heaven.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What ark can accommodate over one billion Christians?

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
God is not collecting every Christian, only the born-agains. That’s why you must repent.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What of the over 6 billion non-Christians? I doubt that Lucifer has enough accommodation for them.

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
Africastallestman, they are going to Hell Fire. What happens when you burn something, it gets smaller. There is more than enough room to accommodate all the sinners.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Do you remember that one of your predecessors, Roy Moore, was removed by a Federal Judge for basing his rulings on the Ten Commandments?

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
That was then, America was founded by Christian Pentecostal Evangelists who enslaved Africans and killed Indigenes as ordered in the Bible.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Sir, are you sure that we use the same Bible?

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
Can you quote where Jesus condemned Slavery —No.
Did the Israelites massacre the Jerichites, Gazites, Hebronites, and Ikpulites in the Bible—Yes.
This is similar to the subjugation of Indigenes by Whitites—White people.
Why do you think there are never‐ending wars in the Middle East, sorry Holy Land?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I see, have you climbed all seven mountains or is there more work to be done?

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
If Trump is reelected, climbing all the mountains will be a breeze.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Trump may help you climb the mountains and personally end up in Hell Fire!

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
God has used sinners such as Saul to fix the world. Trump will convert before Rapture.
After being born-again by all the lawsuits, he will change his evil ways. Do you know that he has stopped dating porn stars because of lawsuits?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I wish you the best but watch out for China where Jesus is banned and they are about to take over the world. They also have nuclear weapons, space stations, and electric cars. Their electric cars are cheaper and better than Tesla’s.

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
Will you be surprised if God destroyed China?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
No, I will not be surprised if God destroys China in my dreams.

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
Does God talk to you?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Yes, but I keep it quiet. If I reveal what God told me about these Pentecostalist pASTORS, you’ll be surprised.

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
What, what, Africastallestman?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
That will be revealed later, let me go and find 200 million ova to fertilize. I do not want to go to jail for wasting half-babies.

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
You are right, Africastallestman, my next case is to decide on the legality of Slavery, and Trans people using bathrooms of the opposite sex.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I know your ruling will be based on the Bible. Let me get out of here before you jail me for not going to church every Sunday.
Good night, Pentecostalist Chief Justice.

PENTECOSTALIST CHIEF JUSTICE TOM PARKER:
Good night, Africastallestman.