CHINA TO RETURN AFRICAN ELEPHANTS, LIONS, GIRAFFES, AND OTHER IKPULITIES* TO AFRICA!

China only loans PANDAS
at usurious rates.
Panda cubs born outside China belong to China.
Panda poop and urine are collected
And flown to China at the expiration
Of the usurious loans in airplanes,
Special pandacrafts designed by FedEx.

China, what are African Elephants,
China, what are African Lions,
China, what are African Giraffes, and other Ikpulities
Doing in Chinese zoos?

China, Africa wants African Elephants,
China, Africa wants African Lions,
China, Africa wants African Giraffes, and other Ikpulities
Back to Africa where they belong.

China, any nation can play your Panda Monopoly game;
China, return African Elephants,
China, return African Lions,
China, return African Giraffes, and other Ikpulities
To Africa where they belong.

If China can play Panda Diplomacy;
Africa can play Elephant Diplomacy,
Africa can play Lion Diplomacy,
Africa can play Giraffe Diplomacy, and
Africa can play Diplomatic Ikpulity.

“Ikpulity—A catch-all word that captures unenumerated similar items. It is also a generic term similar to “Acme” or Etc.