NIGERIA’S SUPREME SHARIA COURT CONFIRMS THAT COW DUNG IS NOT SHIT! Your Honor,Cow dung is shit.It comes out ofThe cow’s anus asHuman shitComes from the human anus. Clever attorney,Do humans eat grass?No, your HonorDo humans have horns?No, your HonorDo humans have four stomachs?No, your Honor. Ruling:Cow dung is not shit.Only humans shit.Cow dung is grass.If … Continue reading NIGERIA’S SUPREME SHARIA COURT CONFIRMS THAT COW DUNG IS NOT SHIT!