NON-YORUBA ASO ROCK RATS SEND SOS TO NIGERIANS

The new occupants are killing us
They are starving us
They are poisoning us
A nation without diverse rats is doomed.

They are favoring one tribe of rats
Over other tribes of rats
Far above what the Sudanese did
A nation without diverse rats is doomed.

But wait a minute
Is Nigeria a nation?
No, Nigeria is not a country
Only countries and nations care about rats.

Come on, non-Yoruba rats
Let’s jump ship to a real country
Before these new occupants
Eliminates all the non-Yoruba rats of Nigeria.

Nigerians, wake up from your slumber
After the raticide, it is homicide
And you know the next victims will be “You”
A stitch in time saves non-Yoruba lives.