AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS SENATOR IKE EKWEREMADU IN A LONDON PRISON

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Senator, wetin happen?

SENATOR IKE EKWEREMADU:
Africastallestman, it is a long story. I did what every dad will do for a sick and dying daughter. I tried to arrange for a donor kidney for my daughter and got into trouble. The British used an obscure law that has never been used before to convict me of organ trafficking.
It is not a secret that many highly placed Britons bought their organs from Africans.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
How do you know that organ trafficking has been going on in Britain?

SENATOR IKE EKWEREMADU:
If it was not going on, why did they enact a law against the practice? The enacted the law out of anger because Blacks are now selling organs to Blacks and the Whites are angry.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Does your conviction have anything to do with your tribe and religion?

SENATOR IKE EKWEREMADU:
Africastallestman, you are too much as they say it in Nigeria. Yes, the British hate the Igbos and love the Fulanis and anything Islamic.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Aren’t you a Knight of the British Anglican Church and you built a British Anglican Church in your village?

SENATOR IKE EKWEREMADU:
I’ll answer with a question, didn’t the Anglican British bomb and starve Anglican Biafrans to death during the Biafra-Nigeria War?
The British want Fulanis or Islamists in charge of Nigeria to facilitate the fleecing of Nigeria. The Igbos are too sophisticated to be fleeced by Britain. Islam in Nigeria operates under a feudal system and Britain operates a feudal democracy.
No Fulani or Nigerian Alhaji would have been convicted in a British court under such an ordnance. The Almajiris will burn down all British establishments in Nigeria.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Given the above, there are rumors that you are about to convert to Islam.

SENATOR IKE EKWEREMADU:
Africastallestman, does anything escape you? Yes, I am taking Arabic classes and will formally convert to Islam in a month.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Should I relay this information to your recently married son so he can start preparing for the celebrations?

SENATOR IKE EKWEREMADU:
Go ahead.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Despite your unenviable record as a Polithiefian, Nigerians would have donated a kidney to your daughter without any compensation. I wish Nigerian Polithiefians will place Nigerians first.

SENATOR IKE EKWEREMADU:
I have been humbled by this experience. However, I am dismayed by one Bayo Oluwasanmi calling for a 50-year jail term for my offense of love for family and life. It is a well-known fact that kidney donors’ life expectancies are unchanged.
If I deserve 50 years, Alhaji Ahmed Tinubu should have been arrested at Chatham House and imprisoned for life in Brixton or hung at the Tower of London.
His criminal dossier is longer than the King James Bible but he was feted by the British for having an Islamic-Islamic ticket!

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Well, I have nothing else to say except that you will be released next month on “health” grounds. Do not forget to pledge allegiance to Tinubu which is part of your release agreement.

SENATOR IKE EKWEREMADU:
Men, how do you know these things? I bet you know how much money I have in Barclays Bank on Fleet Street. That branch just closed because it could not accomodate all my money.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Bye, Senator.

SENATOR IKE EKWEREMADU:
I’ll give you your brown envelope in Nigeria.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I do not accept any envelopes, brown, black, or white. If you mention envelopes again, I’ll have your sentence increased to 15 years.

SENATOR IKE EKWEREMADU:
Sorry, Africastallestman, thanks for the interview and have a safe trip back to Africa.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Welcoming you, Senator.

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