LASISI AND HIS OLAGUNJAUNDICED ANALYSIS

Lasisi Olagunju and his Monday Lies.
Lies that jolt you out of bed on Monday morning.
Every Liesisic analysis on the surface
Appears to be fair and balanced but
Is tinted by tribalistic Yorubaic lenses.

Lasisi Olagunju is not calling on Tinubu
To vacate Aso Rock but justifies
A stolen election by claiming that fair
Elections are impossible in Nigeria.
Selections and Erections are the norm.

Liesisi Olagunju wants Tinubu:
To pacify the South East with bread
Soaked in ewedu and fix the North
With juicy political and security appointments.
To pacify the “land-based” Igbos,
Tinubu appoints an Igbo to head
The “land-based” Nigerian Navy.

Meanwhile all the juicy security and
Political appointments are shared amongst
The agbado- and tuwo-eating Nigerians.
While the akpu-eating and lizard-eating
Igbos are supposed to be rejoicing
For heading a land-based Nigerian Navy.
Odiegwu!

PS. Is Lasisi related to Alhaji Lie by tribe?