XI JINPING MEETS ANTHONY BLINKEN THROUGH INTERPRETERS

Xi Jinping:
Welcome to Beijing, Secretary Blinken.

Anthony Blinken:
Thank you, Emperor, sorry Chairman Xi Jinping.

Xi Jinping:
What did he say?
Interpreter: He said long live the Secretary-General.

Anthony Blinken:
My boss, Joe Biden is worried about increasing Chinese military exercises around Taiwan.

Xi Jinping:
Did he just address his President as Joe Biden
Interpreter: Yes, Americans do not respect their leaders. They have arrested and imprisoned Trump.

Anthony Blinken:
Did the Chairman mention Trump?
Interpreter: He wants to know why America arrested Trump.
Inform the Dictator that no one is above the Law in America.

Xi Jinping:
Is America out of its mind arresting an ex-President? I am the Law in China.

Anthony Blinken:
President Biden wants you to stop the genocide against the Uighurs in Xinjiang Province in China.

Xi Jinping:
I will, when America stops the genocide against Blacks in America. We are humane in China, we do not shoot or strangulate Uighurs, we put them in concentration, sorry education camps, to become de-Islamized. What reason has America got to dehumanize Blacks who built America and are Christians?

Anthony Blinken:
Blacks have the same rights as Whites in America. One Black, Barack Obama even became the President of America. Can a Uighur or Tibetan become the Chairman of China?

Xi Jinping:
Yes, in 500 to 1,000 years, and after the re-education of Uighurs and Tibetans to become Han Chinese, it is possible for China to have a Uighur or Tibetan Chairman of China.

Anthony Blinken:
Hmmm!

Xi Jinping:
Stop provoking China by treating Taiwan as a country. Taiwan is part of China. We will invade Taiwan in 2027 if Taiwan refuses to become a Communist Province of China by 2026.

Anthony Blinken:
America stands by its policy of one China if it is achieved by peaceful means. The invasion of Taiwan may destabilize the world with unforeseen consequences for China. The Taiwan Strait is an international waterway and America and its allies must keep that waterway open.

Xi Jinping:
Are you ganging up on China as you ganged up on Russia? Will America come to Taiwan’s defense?

Anthony Blinken:
Russia is learning that unprovoked military invasion of peaceful entities means isolation from the free world. America will stand with her friends in times of crisis.

Xi Jinping:
Will America defend Taiwan or not so we can plan accordingly?

Anthony Blinken:
Only the American President can answer that question.

Xi Jinping:
I see you are continuing in your Strategic Ambiguity Crap. The same ambiguity you have on human rights. Blacks, Native Americans, and Colored people in America. They have no human rights and you are preaching human rights to China.
Eliminate Hatism and Racism in America before picking on China.

Anthony Blinken:
We have laws against Racism and Hatism and we punish violators. The policeman who killed George Floyd is in jail.

Xi Jinping:
Really! How do you jail Systemic Racism and Hatism?

Anthony Blinken:
American scientists are investigating the Gene for Racism and Hatism. Once it is found, every White American will undergo genetic engineering to remove that gene.

Xi Jinping:
China is also seeking the Gene for Hanness, once we find it, we will insert the gene into Uighurs, Tibetan, Mongolians… to turn them into Han Chinese.

Anthony Blinken:
What a great idea! Maybe, we should turn everyone in America White thereby eliminating Systemic Racism and Hatism.

Xi Jinping:
I have a meeting with members of my Politburo in 15 minutes to discuss the next Chinese military moves on Taiwan.

Anthony Blinken:
Tread carefully on Taiwan, America is still the world’s policeman.

Xi Jinping:
World policeman without police stations around the world. China has Chinese police stations in America. Who is the world’s policeman — China.
China leads by actions, America leads by speech and endless condemnations of Evil without appropriate actions.

Anthony Blinken:
Please Chairman, release the American political prisoners imprisoned in China.

Xi Jinping:
I will release them if your President lifts the tariffs on Chinese goods exported to America and Biden also lifts the ban on export of American “AI” chips to China.

Anthony Blinken:
Thanks Chairman, I am on my way to Taiwan.

Xi Jinping:
Do not try that “shit” or risk an immediate Chinese invasion of Taiwan.

Anthony Blinken:
Bye Chairman, that was a joke.
Did I hear shit in English?
Interpreter: No, it was in Chinese.

Xi Jinping:
Bye, Secretary, be careful as North Korea is testing a new intercontinental ballistic missile in the area of your flight path.

Anthony Blinken:
Do you mind talking to the other Chairman in Pyongyang to delay his test until I leave the area.

Xi Jinping:
I will.

Anthony Blinken:
Thanks, Chairman for taking time out of your busy schedule to talk to me.

Xi Jinping:
Have a safe trip.