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SCIENTISTS MAY SOON DISCOVER AN ANTI-RELIGION DRUG
There is hope for the redemption of Africa. Scientists at the University of the Internet, Guadalupe, are on the verge of a historic discovery — A drug to cure Religiomania.
Religiomania is a psychiatric illness where Religion replaces Reason and anything is accomplishable as long as the victims believe in God and pray incessantly while simultaneously ignoring work, play, and social activities. When the victims sink deeper and deeper into penury, all blames are heaped on the Devil, another creation of Humans because no loving God will create a Devil to torment God’s creations.
There may be more Religiomaniacs in one African country than in the entire Universe. Nothing is accomplishable in Societies dominated by Religiomaniacs. Fake clerics abound in countries with Religiomaniacs.
Death parties or Rapture parties are regularly organized for the gullible Religiomaniacs who are stripped of all earthly possessions before being murdered by the Chief Religiomaniacs, the beneficiaries of the Riches. The Chief Religiomaniacs are compensated on Earth while their followers are to be compensated in Heaven. Really!
This discovery of ANTIRELIGIN — a monoclonal antibody — that targets and destroys neurons in the Religious Centers of the brain, means that redemption is coming soon to Africa.
Another hurdle will be how to convince Religiomaniacs to accept the cure of their mental illnesses. A good ploy is to mislabel ANTIRELIGIN as MANIGIN — Manna from Heaven —
delivered by Holy Ghost fire!
Voila, there will be a scramble by Religiomaniacs for ANTIRELIGIN.
Hallelujah!