KUKAH AND DOUBLESPEAKING
Kukah, the ultimate political bishop
Kukah, the ultimate doublespeaker
Kuah, the ultimate jellyfish of Nigerian politics
To Kukah
A spade may be a spoon
To Kukah
A spade may be a shovel, and
To Kukah
A spade may be a hoe
Kukah settles a fight
By declaring two winners
Kukah settles a fight
By declaring two losers, and
Kukah settles a fight
By declaring a draw
Kukah is the clerical equivalent of Wole Soyinka
Kukah congratulates the President-INEC — Alhaji Tinubu
Kukah praises Obidients, and
Kukah prays for the Judiciary
Kukah is the ultimate DOUBLESPEAKER.