WOLE SOYINKA, A LAW-AND-ORDER ABSOLUTIST

Nigeria’s Supreme Court rules that Wole Soyinka is Ghanaian
Wole Soyinka packs his books and relocates to Accra.

Nigeria’s Supreme Court rules that Wole Soyinka is not a Nobel Laureate
Wole Soyinka quietly returns his Nobel Prize to Stockholm

Nigeria’s Supreme Court rules that Wole Soyinka is not deaf
Wole Soyinka suddenly understands all the questions posed at him by journalists

Nigeria’s Supreme Court rules that Alhaji Dan Kwaraba who did not contest the 2023 Presidential Election must be sworn in to replace Buhari
Wole Soyinka is ecstatic and pops a 20-year-old bottle of palm wine — Soyinka is a Pyrate

Nigeria’s Supreme Court rules that Wole Soyinka’s children are Tinubu’s
Wole Soyinka surrenders his children to Tinubu

However, whatever, and whenever the Nigerian Supreme Sharia Court rules on a dispute
Wole Soyinka, the Law-and-Order Absolutist is satisfied with the ruling

Wole Soyinka believes in the infallibility of the Nigerian Supreme Court over the
Infallibility of God, the Pope and the Pyramids at Giza

Anyone who believes that educated Africans can redeem Africa
Needs an immediate head transplant!