NIGERIAN SUPREME SHARIA COURT VALIDATES THE RIGILECTION OF TINUBU

Mr. Obi, how old are you?
“Sixty-one years, your honor.”
Alhaji Atiku, how old are you?
“Seven-six years, your honor.”
Alhaji Tinubu, how old are old?
“Eighty-six years, your honor.”

Counsel to INEC, state the results of the election
“Your honor,
Tinubu scored 8 million votes
Atiku scored 6.5 million votes and
Obi scored 6 million votes
Tinubu is hereby elected.”

Counsel to the opposition, what are your objections
“Your honor,
The BVAS were not used
Alhaji Prof. Mahmood Yakubu
Wrote the election results
In his living room.”

RULING:
The results of the election
Are valid under Sharia law
The oldest candidate won
Followed by the next oldest
And then the youngest.

Alhaji Tinubu is hereby declared the President-Elect, you can appeal to God.