AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS CZAR VLADIMIR PUTIN ON HIS SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION IN UKRAINE

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Good morning, Czar, why an interview at 5:00 am?

CZAR PUTIN:
Good morning, Africastallestman. I have to do 200 push-ups, wrestle my pet bear, and cook breakfast before my first meeting at 8: a.m.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
A Czar cooking?

CZAR PUTIN:
Yes, I divorced my wife when I found out she was a Nazi.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You really, really hate Nazis.

CZAR PUTIN:
Wouldn’t you if Nazis killed 100 million of your people?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
True, but it was not 100 million and not everyone who disagrees with you is a Nazi.

CZAR PUTIN:
Africastallestman, I pray that you have Nazis on your borders.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Germany does not share borders with Russia.

CZAR PUTIN:
Nazis have taken over Ukraine which borders Russia.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Now I understand why you launched a SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION and not WAR against Ukraine.

CZAR PUTIN:
You are correct Africastallestman.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
In the same vein, the Second World War never happened because it was an action against Nazis. That was the FIRST WORLD SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION. Your invasion of Ukraine is therefore the SECOND WORLD SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION.

CZAR PUTIN:
You are correct, but if the West helps Ukraine to humiliate me, there will be a SECOND WORLD WAR or the FIRST NUCLEAR WORLD WAR.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Russia has had nuclear weapons since 1949, why didn’t you threaten Ukraine with nuclear weapons to frighten the Nazis from invading Russia? Do you want the Ukrainians Nazis to kill another 50 million Russians with Nazi weapons supplied by the West?

CZAR PUTIN:
I thought about it but my senior military advisers differed. They thought Ukraine will roll over as Russia rolled over Hitler

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You are mistaken into believing that Russia will be unscathed in a nuclear war. Are you impervious to nuclear bombs?

CZAR PUTIN:
I am not but I have a bunker one mile under the Caucasus Mountains.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What about the millions of Russians that will be killed in a nuclear war with the West?

CZAR PUTIN:
Russians are used to self-sacrifice. We have enough Russians willing to die for me. Thousands of Russians are dying around Bakhmut, Ukraine to give me a victory on the anniversary of my SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why does Russia engage in serial orgies of self-sacrifice — Russian Revolution, World War I, World Special Military Operation I, World Special Military Operation II, and soon Nuclear War I?

CZAR PUTIN:
Empires are built with blood. I hope to reestablish the USSR — Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Is this your nuclear saber-rattling a bluff or are you serious?

CZAR PUTIN:
Why would I tear up the New START Treaty if I am not serious? China and North Korea have also agreed to join in the nuclear attack on the West. North Korea just tested a ballistic missile that can reach Washington DC.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Czar, please shelve your plans for a nuclear war, the Americans will nuke you before you run into your bunker. If you run into your bunker, you’ll be buried alive in the bunker. No one will survive a nuclear war.

CZAR PUTIN:
Africastallestman, are you neutral, you are beginning to sound like a Nazi?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Czar, there are no Black Nazis. If the Nazis get wind of this interview, they’ll kill me.

CZAR PUTIN:
Then support my SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION in Ukraine.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I can’t I am a peaceful African, not a Nazi African. If Africans were Nazis, Africans will have developed Africa as Hitler developed Germany.

CZAR PUTIN:
I have to go. I have a Zoom meeting with Xi Jinping in ten minutes. Be careful on your way home. Those US Himars can reach Moscow.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Thanks, Czar, please call off this SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION and start a war. Wars have beginnings and ends but SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATIONS have no end.

CZAR PUTIN:
Bye Africastallestman.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Bye Czar Putin.