AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS MBS, THE KING OF SAUDI ARABIA

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Can I address you as King?

MBS:
Yes, my dad, the King is so demented that I make all the decisions.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Thanks, King, for granting me this rare interview. I understand I am the first African to interview you.

MBS:
Africastallestman, you are well known all over the world, and I want to be in your good books.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I’ll start with religion since Saudi Arabia is the custodian of Islam.

MBS:
Yes, of course.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why are there no churches in Saudi Arabia?

MBS:
Do you think the Prophet will approve of Infidels building in his backyard?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
But the Pope does not complain about mosques in Christian nations.

MBS:
Christian nations? Is that a joke? There is no Christian nation. You might as well label them Money nations.
If I kill all the Christians in Saudi Arabia, I think there are about 2 million of those Infidels, and lower the price of a barrel of crude oil by $25, nothing will happen.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Really?

MBS:
Yes, you can quote me on that. The British financed and supported the genocide inflicted on Christian Biafrans by Islamists. Reason — the British did not want to pay full price for Biafran crude oil.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You have a good grasp of history. Do you know what happened to the 15 million Black Africans taken to the Middle East by Islamic slave traders?

MBS:
I don’t know, I was not born then.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Well, the survivors of slave labor were executed by their Islamic masters.

MBS:
Thanks for the information.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Do you have African slaves in Saudi Arabia?

MBS:
No, we have Africans who labor for slave wages.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are they free to leave at any time?

MBS:
No, not while they are under contract. They cannot leave since their employers confiscate their passports.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you confirming that the Arab enslavement of Black Africans which started in the 7th century is continuing in the 21st century?

MBS:
Africa has more resources than Saudi Arabia. One country, the Democratic Republic of Congo has more natural resources than Saudi Arabia. Yet the Congolese are slave laborers in Saudi Arabia. Sometimes, I begin to wonder if Africans have a gene for enslavement!

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Assuming Africans have a gene for enslavement, isn’t it immoral for any Religion — Islamic or Christian — to exploit that gene?

MBS:
You can pose that question to the African God. Africans abandoned their God for the Islamic and Christian Gods and their God abandoned them.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
This makes perfect sense. Did you read philosophy?

MBS:
Islam is religion, law, philosophy, economy, government, culture, and executions, all combined.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Hmmm, now I understand why the mullahs, imams, scholars, judges, and executioners are powerful in Islamic societies.

MBS:
Do you have any other questions?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why do you behead humans in the streets? What about hanging, shooting, or lethal injection?

MBS:
Were hangings, shootings, or lethal injections used by the Prophet, bless his name — No, killing by hanging, shooting, or lethal injection are not Sharia.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are killings without due process illegal under Sharia law?

MBS:
Illegal?  All the executed prisoners were convicted under Sharia law. Sharia trials must be conducted in camera and you can only appeal to God. Sharia law just as Kosher law in the Jewish religion has strict legal requirements.
Do you know what happens in the Sistine Chapel?
What is illegal, is executing prisoners outside methods prescribed by Sharia law.
Then the execution becomes illegal and may attract a Fatwa on the executioner.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
How do you know the executioner since they wear hoods? You just executed 82 humans without due process, how do you sleep at night?

MBS:
I know the executioners personally. The hood is to protect them from attacks by Terrorists. No person is executed without trial by Sharia. Those executed are mainly Terrorists who want democracy in Saudi Arabia. There is no democracy under Sharia law.
Those who continue to advocate democracy or claim that women are men risk execution.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Is it fair to assume that you personally know the executioners of Jamaal Khashoggi?
Was Jamaal Khashoggi a Terrorist?

MBS:
If you repeat that Western — American — lie again, I’ll have you arrested and executed, and nothing will happen.
Jamaal Khashoggi insulted the Royal Family installed by Allah, therefore, he is a  Terrorist.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Now I understand why insulting the Mullahs in Iran is a terrorist act that also attracts the death penalty.

MBS:
Please do not mention Iran again during this interview or you’ll be charged with terrorism.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
May I use the restroom?

MBS:
Yes, ensure you do ablution before returning.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Yes, your Imperial Royal Majesty
…Africastallestman slips out of the Palace and is taken to a safe house. From where he is smuggled into Qatar in the dead of the night.

MBS:
Where is Africastallestman?
…MBS orders a manhunt!