TINUBU, WHAT A LUCKY ALHAJI!

Between 1999 and 2007
someone in Lagos State
without Tinubu’s consent
registers Alpha Beta in Tinubu’s name
Alpha Beta becomes
the chief tax collector of Lagos State
Alpha Beta is now worth billions of dollars

In 2007
a Dassault Falcon 900DX jet
flies into Lagos Airport
on inspection
the jet is registered in Tinubu’s name
without Tinubu’s consent
by someone in Nigeria
Tinubu assumes ownership of the jet

1n 2014
a Bombadier Global Express XRS jet
flies into Lagos Airport
on inspection
the jet is registered in Tinubu’s name
without Tinubu’s consent
by someone in Nigeria
Tinubu assumes ownership of the jet

In 2019
two bullion vans going to the bank
lost their way and
drove into Tinubu’s Ikoyi residence
Tinubu  had no option
but to seize the bullion vans
Tinubu distributes the money
to beggars surrounding his home

1n 2023
Tinubu suddenly is
is teleported to Aso Rock
Tinubu becomes President of Nigeria
yea, the President of Nigeria
despite scoring fewer votes
than Obi or Atiku
in the Presidential Election

Tinubu, keep dreaming
Alhaji, your luck has just
run out because
you’ll never be
the President of Nigeria
This dream or lie
shall remain a lie or dream
Lies or dreams can
only take you so far!