AUNG SAN SUU KYI SENTENCED TO AUSTRALIA BY BURMESE MILITARY KANGAROO COURT

AUNG SAN SUU KYI SENTENCED TO AUSTRALIA BY BURMESE MILITARY KANGAROO COURT

That you, Aung San Suu Kyi, invited an Australian, Sean Turnell to Myanmar under the guise of being an Economic Adviser.

That you, Aung San Suu Kyi, was fully aware that Sean Turnell is an Australian kangaroo disguised as a person.

That Sean Turnell, turned you from a Nobel Laureate, who wrote on papyrus, to a politician who wrote on paper, to save money.

That writing on paper is alien to the people of Myanmar and has compromised state security since paper can be bugged and papyrus cannot be bugged.

That this Military Kangaroo Court, sentences you to 100 years in a kangaroo zoo in Australia to purge you of your treason.

That you, Aung San Suu Kyi, is being deported to Australia together with the Kangaroo, Sean Turnell, to concurrently serve your sentences as KANGAROOS in an Australian zoo.

Signed
Senior Gen. Min Aung Hlaing
Kangaroo Senior President of Myanmar.

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