CRAPONIUM DISCOVERED ON BREKETE FAMILY SHOW!

CRAPONIUM DISCOVERED ON BREKETE FAMILY SHOW!

Alhaji Fakus Yamed proclaimed on the Brekete Family Show that Terrorism — international terrorism — and Banditry — local terrorism — shall continue to ravage Nigeria until all the CRAPONIUM reserves in Borno and Zamfara States of Nigeria are exhausted.

Alhaji Yamed who is running for the Presidency of Nigeria on the platform of the Bullshit Party of Nigeria — BPN — also claimed that Nigeria has an atom bomb hidden under his mattress. He warned that he would detonate the bomb if he loses the Presidential Election in February 2023.

Furthermore, Alhaji Yamed, a retired major in the Army of Sani Abacha Killers, claimed that one gram of CRAPONIUM retails for $1 billion and that CRAPONIUM can be used to make atom bombs by adding fura da nano and burantashi.

After his appearance on the Brekete Family Show, the phones of the Terrorists at Sambisa Forest have been inundated with calls by aspiring millionaire recruits.

The Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen could not be reached at their headquarters in Sokoto.

Factus shall keep you posted on new developments.

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