CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS IN NIGERIA, NO WAY, THE NIGERIAN CONSTITUTION IS A CRISIS!

CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS IN NIGERIA, NO WAY, THE NIGERIAN CONSTITUTION IS A CRISIS!

The Nigerian Constitution is a book of DON’TS
The Nigerian Constitution is a book of PROHIBITIONS

Don’t have a State Police
Unless it is Sharia Police

Don’t have a State Airport
Unless it is approved by Abuja

Don’t have a State Seaport
Unless it is for Oil Bunkering

Don’t mine your State Minerals
Unless you are Fulani Bandits, sorry Terrorists

Don’t generate Electricity
If you have a lifeless National Grid in the vicinity

Don’t predict the Weather
If the weather is going to be Bad

Don’t arm Citizens
If they are going to fight Terrorists

Don’t kill invading Rodents
If they are Federal Rodents!

Don’t make laws to elect State Governors
The Federal Government elects State Governors

Any wonder there are Constitutional Crises?
The Nigerian Constitution is made to stop Progress.

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