GOD IS NOT TO BE MOCKED
Rusticated by Big Brother in December in order to
Pad balance sheet next year and attract investors
Despondent, irritated, hungry, and angry
Your wife leaves you for a younger, richer guy
Your children exit with your wife to
Greener and more luscious pastures
God decides to put an end to your suffering
After all, only dead people are in Heaven
God sends Lucifer in a tractor trailer to kill you
You survive the accident; you think, by praying!
You continue to pray and organize a celebration
A celebration to thank God for saving your life
You die fifty years later and asks God;
“Why did you let me suffer on Earth?”
God responds, “I had a place for you fifty years ago
But you refused my offer and mocked me with celebrations
Only the least desirable parts of Heaven are unoccupied
Now, you have to continue the suffering in Heaven!”