GOD IS NOT TO BE MOCKED

Rusticated by Big Brother in December in order to
Pad balance sheet next year and attract investors

Despondent, irritated, hungry, and angry
Your wife leaves you for a  younger, richer guy

Your children exit with your wife to
Greener and more luscious pastures

God decides to put an end to your suffering
After all, only dead people are in Heaven

God sends Lucifer in a tractor trailer to kill you
You survive the accident; you think, by praying!

You continue to pray and organize a celebration
A celebration to thank God for saving your life

You die fifty years later and asks God;
“Why did you let me suffer on Earth?”

God responds, “I had a place for you fifty years ago
But you refused my offer and mocked me with celebrations

Only the least desirable parts of Heaven are unoccupied
Now,  you have to continue the suffering in Heaven!”