TINUBU AND EMI LO KAN, A METAPHOR

Emi lo kan
Emi lo kan!!
Emi lo kan!!!
I am the only one!
I am the only one!!
I am the only one!!!

Tinubu is emi lo kan.
Tinubi is the only one.
Tinubu is the only Presidential candidate who is shaking.
Tinubu is the only Presidential candidate who is peeing and pooping in his pants.
Tinubu is the only Presidential candidate who has dementia.
Tinubu is the only Presidential candidate with so many UNKNOWNS.

Em lo kan is not mocking Tinubu’s infirmities.
Em lo kan is mocking the infirm idea that out of
Two hundred million Nigerians, Tinubu thinks
He is the only one qualified to run Nigeria.
Emi lo kan is a Metaphor for Greed, Ambition,
Corruption, Nepotism, and Turn by turn Thievocracy.

The Tribalists are claiming that Tinubu’s infirmities are being mocked.
The Compromised are claiming that Tinubu is no different from Yar’Adua and Buhari.
The Confusionists claim that persons with infirmities are best for Nigeria.
The Distortionists use FDR as an example of great infirm Presidents.
They forget that FDR was not infirm in the head!
The Gullibles just go with any trending narrative.

Nigerians do not want an Emi Lo Kan as President!