Russia invaded Ukraine
Vladimir Putin: No, Ukraine invaded Russia.
Sergei Lavrov: No, Russia invaded Ukraine to prevent Ukraine from invading Russia.
Sergei Shoigu: No, there is no invasion, it is all Western lies.
Russian soldiers raped Ukrainian women
Vladimir Putin: No, Russian soldiers are not Nazi homosexuals.
Sergei Lavrov: No, Nazi Ukrainian homosexual soldiers raped Russian soldiers.
Sergei Shoigu: No, Russian soldiers marry Ukrainian women, not rape them.
Russian soldiers butchered Ukrainian civilians in Bucha
Vladimir Putin: No, there are no butchers in the Russian Army.
Sergei Lavrov: No, all the Russian butchers are in Siberia butchering mastodons.
Sergei Shoigu: No, another Western lie, my soldiers kill with Grad rockets, not knives.
Russian Lies, the more the Russian Politburo lies, the closer they are getting to a Nuremberg‐type trial.