GOVERNOR PLEADS DRUNK!

All rise.
Please be seated.

Governor, how do you plead to mismanagement?
I blame Remy Martin.

Governor, how do you plead to having Osodiegbu run your state?
I blame Glenfiddich.

Governor, how do you plead to issuing fake certificates to fake Igwes?
I blame Clicquot.

Governor, how do you plead to misappropriating state finances?
I blame Hennessey.

Governor, were you in charge of your state?
Yes, Your Honor, I was but was under the influence of
Remy Martin, Glenfiddich, Clicquot, and Hennessey.

Remy Martin, Glenfiddich, Clicquot, and Hennessey should be in the dock, not me.