SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL BARES HIS MIND TO AFRICASTALLESTMAN.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL BARES HIS MIND TO AFRICASTALLESTMAN.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Good afternoon, Distinguished Senator.
Before we start, I must thank you for letting me into the USA.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
Good afternoon, Africastallestman, why thank me?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Covid-19 vaccines are unavailable in Africa. The few vaccines available are reserved for Africans with Pandora accounts in the USA.
You used your influence to approve a visa for an unvaccinated African – Africastallestman.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
Pardon me, what is a Pandora account?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
A Pandora account, like Pandora’s box, is a complicated trust system that enables Polithiefians to hide stolen money. South Dakota, a red state, perfected this money laundering scheme.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
Africastallestman, where do you get all these English words? Do they speak English in Africa. Who is a Polithiefian?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
According to Chidiogo, the great African Philosopher, “A Polithiefian is One who goes into politics to steal public funds.”
Hiding money in Trusts using shell companies is similar to Pablo Escobar laundering money in the Río Grande del Norte, sorry, South Dakota Trident and Trust Laundering Company or Bank.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
Africastallestman, what is wrong with rich Americans hiding their money from Biden and those damn democrats?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
No Senator, these are Dictators, Kings, and Polithiefians from Africa, Asia, and South America hiding their ill-gotten wealth in the land of the free – freedom to launder money.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
Is Putin, Gaddafi, and Xi Jinping included?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I thought Gaddafi was killed by the US?

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
Yes, but his son is still alive and could be as dangerous.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
South Dakota does not distinguish between red – Communist – and blue – Democratic – money.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
Africallestman, watch your mouth. Red means Republican in America.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Continuing with financial matters, why do you want the US Government to default on its debt?

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
The Democrats want to spend $3.5 trillion on infrastructure and countering global warming, they might as well unilaterally increase the debt ceiling.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Senator, these debts were run up by Reagan, Bush I and II, and Trump by giving tax breaks to those who do not need them and spending $1 centillion on fighting unwinnable wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Democrat Bill Clinton left a big surplus that was squandered by succeeding Republican Presidents.
Furthermore, Democrats always side with Republicans to increase Republican incurred US debts.
Republicans failing to increase the debt will be an Insurrection, not on the Capitol but on the entire country.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
Well, if America defaults on its debts, the Republicans shall blame it on President Biden and Republicans shall use the default to reclaim Congress in 2022, leading to a Trump Presidency in 2024.
I shall urge all Republicans to go into quarantine until the nation defaults. We – Republicans – using False News, sorry Fox News, shall blame the default on the Democrats.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Quarantine? I thought coronaviruses are democratic hoaxes?
Are you putting the welfare of Trumpists over the welfare of Americans?

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
If Trump is not doing the right thing, why are there more Trumpists in Africa than in the USA?
Africans’ belief in Trump may be protecting Africans from Covid-19.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Senator, how do you explain the fact that 400,000 Americans died under the watch of President Trump?
You have a good point. Africans in Africa are enslaved by African Polithiefians who are propped and supported by the US Polithiefians.
Africans prefer direct enslavement in America to third party enslavement in Africa.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
The majority of the dead are Democrats living in blue states and the big cities. They rejected Trump.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Could the delta variants be God’s message to Conservatives, sorry Republicans? Most current Covid-19 morbidity and mortality are in red states.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
Before I forget, there are no Polithiefians in America.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You must be joking. Majority of Americans polled by ‘Family Feud’ agreed that politics is the fastest route to riches.
Senator, you were a poor struggling lawyer in Kentucky until you got into politics. Now, you are a multi-millionaire excluding the millions inherited by your wife from her father – a shipping magnate.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
Africastallestman, do you watch ‘Family Feud,’ do you have TV in Africa, how do you know so much about me?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Senator, the miasma of social media originating in America has permeated the world through the world wide web – internet.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
Really, Africa has internet!

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Yesooooooo, internet is faster in Africa as Africans still live in trees. There are no barriers, such as skyscrapers impeding tree to tree transmission of radio waves in Africa.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
Africastallestman, do you have any questions as I have a meeting in ten minutes with the fossil fuel lobby.
If God did not want us to use fossil fuel, God would not have made fossil fuel.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You are right Senator, as Trump said, “Nuclear weapons are made to be used.”
May I add, if God did not want man to use nuclear weapons, God would have prevented man from making nuclear weapons.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
But, it must not be used on Whites.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
One final question, is it true that global warming and coronaviruses do not affect Conservatives, sorry Republicans?

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
God will not let climate change and coronaviruses ravage God’s people, sorry White Christian Evangelicals.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Really?

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL:
Bye Africastallestman, have a safe trip back to Africa across the Atlantic Ocean in your rubber dinghy.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Thanks for the opportunity to talk with you. I’d rather use my witch broom which is inexpensive.

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