AFRICASTALLESTMAN RE-INTERVIEWS RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN

AFRICASTALLESTMAN RE-INTERVIEWS RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Dobryy den’ – Good afternoon – Mr. President.

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
Dobryy den’ Africastallestman

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
US President Joe Biden called you a killer and dictatator who jails and poisons dissidents.

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
Another case of American hypocrisy or is it exceptional hypocrisy?
American States are making laws to prevent Blacks from voting for the wrong candidates. In Russia, we have laws that prevent the wrong candidates from running in elections. Are Blacks dissidents in America? No. The end result is the same, no wrong candidate is elected.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
The US has accused you and Russia of supplying Bashar Assad of Syria with warplanes,  used in bombing civilians and poisoning them with barrels of poison dropped from your planes.

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
This is a case of the kettle calling the pot black. Did Russia drop barrels of agent orange in Vietnam? Is Russia supplying Saudi Arabia and UAE with bombs and missiles used in killing Yemeni civilians?
The situation in rebel held areas of Syria is Xanadu, compared to the Hell of Yemen.
The American Police kill more unarmed Blacks in one year than Russian war planes kill civilians in Idilb, Syria, in one year.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why did Russia annex Crimea and wants to annex Eastern Ukraine?

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
Crimea was given to Ukraine by Stalin to convince Ukraine to remain part of the USSR. Since Ukraine refuses to be part of the Russian Federation, Russia had to retrieve the gift. If my successor decides to return the gift to Ukraine, that’s his problem.
Eastern Ukraine, I was told, was also part of Russia because Russia is widely spoken in Eastern Ukraine. Russia is reclaiming its citizens.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
“His,” do you mean no female shall be President of Russia?

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
A woman shall be President of Russian when men start wearing babushka.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Ethnic Russians emigrated to Ukraine under Soviet Communist rule and should return to the Russian Federation. What do you think?

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
America supports Israeli Annexation of Palestinian land but opposes Russian annexation of Ukrainian land. What hypocrisy!

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
America has accused Russia of cyber hacking and election interference.

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
America invented the Internet and cyber hacking but we have caught up with America.
Eric Snowden revealed to  Russia how America hacked Russian interests, German interests, American citizens, etc. Now, Russia is using the same methods to hack American interests.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why is Russia not condemning human rights abuses in China?

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
China is doing to Islamic Uighurs what Russia did to Islamic Chechens. Russia is solidly behind China in her efforts to stamp out terrorism.
America excoriates China for imprisoning Uighurs in Xinjiang, China, and conveniently forgets that Blacks are imprisoned by Systemic Racism and Hatism in America.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Russia is yet to condemn the hijacking of a commercial aircraft by Belarus.

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
Russia would have shot down the plane as we shot down a South Korean airliner over the Kamchatka Peninsula on September 1, 1983.
When the first South Korean airliner strayed into restricted Soviet airspace in 1978, we forced it down as Belarus did, next time, Belarus will likely shoot down any foreign aircraft overlying Lukashenko’s house.
The RyanAir plane was in Belarusian airspace when it was forced down by a MIG-29 jet.  The plane was directly over Alexander Lukashenko’s vacation cottage, when a passenger called with a bomb threat.
In America, the plane will be shot down.
President Lukashenko acted prudently by not shooting down the plane. The presence of a dissident on the plane, confirmed that the plane was used in spying, as the South Korean airliners were used by the Americans in spying.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
President Putin, your allegations of spying by South Korean planes were not proven after investigations by the International Civil Aviation Organization(ICAO). In fact, the ICAO prohibited the use of military weapons against commercial aircrafts in 1998. Using a military weapon, a MIG-29 to force down a commercial airliner is illegal.

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
Well, no shots were fired and the US controls the ICAO as it controls most international organizations with the help of Europe. I wish Trump was re-elected as he was disengaging the US from all international organizations. I believe leaving NATO was his next move. Russia does not like being hemmed in by hostile NATO nations.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Your statements seem to confirm your rigging of US Elections to favor Trump.

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
Why should Russia rig American elections that are already rigged by US corporations? Russia does not rig elections, Russia rigs democracies into autocracies.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Joe Biden is not Barack Obama who warned you at the G-20 meeting in China, in 2016, to stop meddling in US Elections. Biden means business since he is White.

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
Yes, I know, the US Congress controlled by White Republicans really caged Obama. That’s why I ignored his warnings. A Black President of America, warning a White President of Russia. What an insult!

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Did you poison Alexei Navalny or the Skripals?

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
That’s an insult. If I poisoned anyone, that person would be dead. Remember, I used to run the KGB.
How can a country that first sent a man, Yuri Gagarin into space botch a simple poisoning operation?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I notice you do not mention Navalny by name?

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
Do you have any more questions before I go to Novichok?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Isn’t Novichok, the nerve agent that was used in poisoning Navalny and the Skripals?

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
Africastallestman, if you keep mentioning fictitious names, I’ll have you arrested for espionage. Since Russia has muzzled Radio Free Europe, it appears America is using African journalists as spies.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Mr. General Secretary, sorry President for life, I am getting uncomfortable with this interview. May I leave?

PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN:
Bye Africastallestman and never leave your underwear unattended.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Yes President, who wants to wear underwear tainted with Novichok.
African hospitals cannot treat malaria, what more, nerve agent poisoning.
Do svidaniya – Good bye!

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