THE ZOOLOGICAL SERVICES OF NIGERIA.

Nigeria is a huge Zoo.
Zoo, so huge there are
Boko Haram Zoological Services that
Beheads citizens at will.

ISWAP Zoological Services,
Amputates beheaded victims of Boko Haram,
Ensuring they do not run and
Report their death to Authorities.

Fulani Terrorist Zoological Services,
Disembowels, and minces farming families, and
Confiscate their land for RUGAs,
Which are towns run by cows!

Nigerian Army Zoological Services,
Provides arms and ammunition to Terrorists by
Abandoning their positions and vamoosing on
Hearing Allahu Akbar!

Nigerian Police Zoological Services,
Provides kidnap victims to Terrorists,
Terrorists reap a windfall by way of ransom payments.

Nigerian SARS Zoological Services and
Nigerian Army Trainee Zoological Services.
Both are adept at extrajudicial executions of
Unsuspecting and unarmed Protesters.