THE NIGERIAN TRUMPIST – TRUMPER
The Nigerian Trumpist tithes to
Pentecostal Pastors on Sunday and
Trumpets Trump’s incompetence on Monday.
The Nigerian Trumpist receives
Holy Communion on Sunday and
Rehashes Trump’s lies on Monday.
The Nigerian Trumpist is an ignorant
Gullible, and sycophantic creature, who
Thrives on conspiracy theories and Religion.
The Nigerian Trumpist is a dyed-in-the wool
Religionist, so gullible that she/he thinks
That praising Trump and Trumpism is a sure ticket to an American visa.
The Nigerian Trumpist harbors these delusions
In the same way they believe in prosperity Pastors,
Their miracles, and their shenanigans in the false hope of becoming “Trump.”
If Trump can become the President of America,
Boisonaro, the President of Brazil, and Victor Urban of Hungary,
Any “Religionist” can be President of any nation through demagoguery.