SHAKE HANDS, SPREAD DISEASE!

Posted on March 19, 2020 by africastallestman

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Excavate your nostrils with bare fingers.
Evacuate all the viruses and bacteria from nostrils
Shake hands, spread disease.

Defecate your A. Coli, B. Coli, and E. Coli into the toilet
Mis-wipe your anus, skip washing your hands
Shake hands, spread disease.

Blow phlegm onto your bare hands
Collect all manner of viruses and bacteria
Shake hands, spread disease.

Cushion explosive cough with your hands
Collect coronavirus, flu virus, and other respiratory viruses
Shake hands, spread disease.

Hand shaking should be outlawed and
Bowing, legging, or nodding enthroned as greetings
Shake hands, spread disease.

PS. Africastallestman does not shake hands.

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