AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS US VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE, THE CORONAVIRUS CZAR.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS US VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE, THE CORONAVIRUS CZAR.

Africastallestman:
Congratulations on your new appointment as Coronavirus Czar. You are now charged with leading the scientific response to the Covid-19 pandemic.

V.P. Mike Pence:
Thank you, Africastallestman.

Africastallestman:
What do you think about this new virus?

V.P. Mike Pence:
God is giving us signs. China is an evil country that does not believe in God. God is giving them signs to change. First, he sent them SARS, now Covid-19. If they do not repent, God will send them the bubonic plague.

Africastallestman:
Why did God allow the virus to enter America?

V.P. Mike Pence:
Blame the damn Democrats who support abortion and Medicare for all. God is issuing America a warning by infecting a few Americans especially Democrats. No Republican has been afflicted. Overall, the risk is low.

Africastallestman:
Mr. Vice President, are you a scientist?

V.P. Mike Pence:
Was Jesus Christ a scientist? But he turned water into wine. With prayers, I believe that God shall keep Americans safe. I am urging all Democrats and Independents to repent or be afflicted with the coronavirus.

Africastallestman:
Are you implying that Republicans are immune from the coronavirus?

V.P. Mike Pence:
Of the 500 Americans infected, none is a Republican. Republicans shun immunizations because no vaccine is greater than prayers. While I was Governor of Indiana, I refused to extend medical care to the poor but urged the poor to pray. Sickness and hospitalizations amongst the poor fell by 50 percent.
Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Africastallestman:
Are you suggesting that scientists should become pastors and churches, and hospitals abolished?

V.P. Mike Pence:
Yes, once we gain control of the House in 2020, we shall introduce legislation to mandate prayers in all schools, ban abortions, and legislate Government funding of Christian Schools and Foundations. America shall be great again.

Africastallestman:
Are you going to change the US Constitution?

V.P. Mike Pence:
The US Constitution is under the jurisdiction of the US Supreme Court. With Republican control of the US Supreme Court, the Democrats and the Independents are in for a rude awakening. We are effectively taking control of the Federal Courts. Even if we, Republicans, lose in 2020, we shall use the Federal Courts to frustrate the Democrats and Independents.

Africastallestman:
Should Democrats and Independents leave the US and move to lesser countries such as Canada and Mexico?

V.P. Mike Pence:
The Socialist Governments of those countries shall gladly welcome them.

Africastallestman:
Apparently, you think that health care for all is socialist?

V.P. Mike Pence:
Medicare for the elderly, healthcare for legislators, tax cuts for the rich, and health care for the rich are not socialist.
However, healthcare for the poor is socialist. Any Government program that benefits the poor such as Food Stamps, WIC, Medicaid, Abortion, and Supplemental Income for the poor are socialist.

Africastallestman:
Are you also implying that any assistance to the poor is socialist?

V.P. Mike Pence:
Any program geared towards the poor directly is socialist and God shuns all handouts to the poor. It is better to empower the rich, and have the rich distribute their riches to the poor following God’s wishes. After all, it is written in the Bible, “He who has more shall have more given to him and he with little shall have the little taken away from him.” A Christian nation such as America shall follow biblical teachings.

Africastallestman:
Are the Native American Indians, Christians?

V.P. Mike Pence:
Maybe, that’s why God gave Christians their land. I am off to Florida, I understand some Cubans, another evil country, are trying to introduce the disease into Florida. If they succeed, the coronavirus shall kill our elderly Republican supporters and give the state to Democrats in 2020.

Africastallestman:
Have a nice fight on your chariot, Mr. Vice President.

V.P. Mike Pence:
Bye, Africastallestman, remember the key phrase – low risk – we do not want to spoof the stock market ahead of the November 2020 Elections.

Africastallestman:
Low risk, Mr. Pence, bye.

*WIC – Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children.

https://www.fns.usda.gov/wic

2 thoughts on “AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS US VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE, THE CORONAVIRUS CZAR.

  1. Outstanding piece. It would be nice to send this to a Democratic-leaning newspaper for a reprint😂, but first, you may need to correct the following sentence, “It is better to empower the rich, and have the rich shall distribute their riches to the poor following God’s wishes.”

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