AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS DONALD J. TRUMP, THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS DONALD J. TRUMP, THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Good afternoon Sir, how elated am I to be in the presence of the greatest American President and indeed the whole world.

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
Africastallestman, I am not pleased with you. Why did it take you this long to have a second interview with me, after you have interviewed lesser Presidents twice or more?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Mr. President, those Presidents do not tweet as regularly as you do. You can only get into their brains through interviews. You are obviously “primus inter pares” amongst great Presidents, not Presidents.

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
Let’s get with it, I have some tweets that are overdue, some firings to do, and acting appointments to be made.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You are presiding over record employment, record deficits, record tax cuts, record resignations of top officials, record acting cabinet members and senior officials, record Dow Jones, record one day fall in Dow Jones Index, record imprisonment of children, record wall building, record mass shootings, etc. The Guinness Book of Records may have to create a separate category for you.

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
You do not become a great President by not creating records. Some detractors are attributing my tremendously tremendous records to our past Kenyan President, Barack Hussein Obama. Foreigners can never become US Presidents anymore. It is in the US Constitution. I am going to sign an executive order preventing non-Whites from becoming US Presidents.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Is that why you created a unit at the Department of Justice to denaturalize US citizens before they become Presidents?

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
Of course, with rogue democratic states such as New York and California granting illegal citizenships to bad foreign ombres, any one of them could be President tomorrow.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Driver licenses are not citizenship papers but means of identification.

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
Some states use driver licenses to register voters.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why did you ban Nigerians, whose citizens love you more than rednecks in Alabama, from immigrating to the US? Is it to prevent one of them from becoming US President?

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
Africastallestman, you can see everything from your perch. Yeah, one of them almost won an Oscar for a lead female role in a movie. Unthinkable!!! I think her name is Shithole Arrivo? Those Nigerians are too ambitious. They are more educated than White Americans, a dangerous trend indeed.
I want to deport all Asian parasites especially the Chinese with their unfair trade practices, and now the Academy of Motion Picture and Arts is awarding an “Oscar” to a parasitic movie from South Korea.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
No Mr. President, her name is not Shithole Arivo, she is Cynthia Erivo, a very fine actress, who has also won the “Tony.” She is of Nigerian ancestry. You must really hate “Parasite” that explores the relationship between the rich and the poor.

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
I do not care about her name, real “Oscars” are for Americans, there are “Oscars” for foreigners. I shall soon sign an executive order making it illegal for real “Oscars” to be awarded to foreigners. Those liberal millionaire actors in Hollywood are the real parasites. Why don’t they hand over their millions to the poor?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I don’t think those actors are all liberals, there are filthy rich actors such as Clint Eastwood who may not mind legalizing slavery once more. Also, the so-called liberal actors are very philanthropic and passionate about their pet causes as you are about buildings and golf courses.
Sir, you also have a huge following amongst people in the arts who want to make America great for Whites again.
Finally, remember Hollywood sold America to the world through movies. Hollywood is one of the great American exports that helped make America great.

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
You are right, Africastallestman, America is a white Christian country bequeathed to us by God. You are also right, I have the greatest buildings and golf courses in the world.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Your daughter is married to a Jew. Are Jews Christians?

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
Of course, Jews are Christians, wasn’t Jesus Christ a Jew?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Who am I to argue with the greatest President ever? If you say so, let it be. There are rumors that you want to deport American Indians to India from whence they came.

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
Africastallestman, are you a spy or a journalist? Yes, I did sign an agreement with Narendra Modi during my recent visit to India for India to accept American Indian deportees from America. By the time I finish my second term, America shall be as white as snow.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What of the descendants of Black slaves? Are you going to deport them after payment of reparations?

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
How do you think I become a billionaire? Is it by wasting money on what you can get by force or coercion? It is not by paying fair wages. I used poor undocumented aliens to run my businesses. I fired and deported them once the press found out. Those fake journalists!
We need Blacks to continue providing cheap labor to make America greater. Blacks should be paying America reparations for rescuing them from their shit hole continent.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Mike Bloomberg just said in an interview that you are not a billionaire. Could you release your taxes to prove him wrong?

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
If you mention taxes once more, this interview is over. Did you forget about my killing of the two greatest terrorists in the world – Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and Qasem Soleimani?
Obama killed a retired Osama bin Laden and was ecstatic.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Mr. President, what is preventing you from droning the Terrorists terrorizing Nigerian Christians? You publicly warned President Muhammadu or Jubrin Buhari in April 2019 to stop killing Christians with AK-47s and he promised to use sticks instead of guns. However, the killings with guns intensified after your warning.
If you are serious, why did you sell 12 Tucano Super attack aircraft to the Islamist President? With fighter aircrafts, Buhari may wipe out the entire Nigerian Christian population. It appears you are all bluster and no fluster.

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
US drones get confused over Africa. The whole place is a tremendous shit hole and these magnificent machines, in fact the greatest drones ever made, get confused by the tremendous shit in Africa.
Nigeria has been placed on watch list of countries that violate religious freedom. What do you call that – bluster or fluster? I bet ya, it is fluster!!!
The US can take your money and refuse to deliver the goods. Pakistan paid for F-16s that were never delivered to Pakistan. Remember, the US is the world’s policeman. I have put sanctions on Russia, Iran, and North Korea and will gladly put sanctions on any country.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why haven’t you signed a nuclear treaty with Kim Jong Un of North Korea?

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
At least, he is not testing missiles. His missiles may now be so unreliable without testing that they may reverse course, return to North Korea causing tremendous destruction. They may even kill Kim Jong Un if he is still at the launch site and not in the underground bunker where he sleeps. He is deadly afraid of our tremendously accurate and humongous nuclear weapons.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What do you think about the coronavirus?

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
So far the virus is avoiding America because most Americans are armed and ready to shoot the virus to blazes. Thank God for the Second Amendment. I have also put Mike Pence, my Vice President in charge of the coronavirus hoax. With Jesus talking to Pence, one on one, the coronavirus shall be directed by Jesus to take a hike and go elsewhere.
Note these viruses – SARS, corona – are always ravaging non-Christian nations such as China. America is God’s own country.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
The virus is invisible to the human eye. You forgot the democratic global warming hoax.

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
The Chinese carrying the virus are not invisible. Next the Democrats will claim I am from Germany.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Yes, you are from Germany and your grandfather was a draft dodger in Germany.
Thank you and good luck on your re-election. No amount of hoaxes – coronavirus, Ukraine “perfect” phone call, global warming, Mitt Romney – shall prevent your re-election. With Putin, Russians, Christians, and God behind you, your victory in November 2020 is assured. You fight hoaxes with hoaxes.

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
Most Democrats are attributing my successes to Obama. By continuing to make America greater in my second term, Americans shall soon forget that Kenyan President of the USA.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Once again, thank you, Mr. President.

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
Good afternoon, Africastallestman, please inform your fellow Africans to stay in Africa. Luckily, their rubber dinghies cannot cross the Atlantic Ocean.

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