WISH THERE WERE LAWYERS IN NIGERIA!

WISH THERE WERE LAWYERS IN NIGERIA!

Chief Justice of Nigeria illegally removed by Buhari,
Replaced by Sharia Magistrate on a “Technicality.”
Judges hounded at night by hooded DSS agents,
Judgments written by the Executive and read by Judges.
Wish there were lawyers in Nigeria!

Judges prevented from sitting by thugs in uniform,
Courtroom invaded by goons with guns guided by Executive.
Constitution suspended by President Muhammadu Buhari,
Under guise of fighting nonexistent emergency.
Wish there were lawyers in Nigeria!

If there were lawyers in Nigeria and not “learned”
Men and women wearing gowns, and heads adorned with wigs,
Horse tail wigs imported from the United Kingdom and elsewhere,
There would have been a restructuring of Nigeria.
Wish there were lawyers in Nigeria!

Americans, free to pursue liberty with consumer protection,
Because American lawyers fought on behalf of Americans.
Nigeria, still a shit hole country festooned with cow dung,
Because Nigerian lawyers are an appendage of the Executive.
Wish there were lawyers in Nigeria!

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