HATE SPEECH BILL, A WELCOME DEVELOPMENT
SCENARIO ONE:
“The man in Aso Rock is Jubrin, not Muhammadu Buhari.”
Mr. Wazobia charged to court for hate speech.
Mr. Wazobia’s lawyers demand for Buhari’s DNA.
Alhaji Malami, the Attorney General withdraws the case against Mr. Wazobia.
Who wants to expose the doppelgänger?
SCENARIO TWO:
“Two years ago, Buhari was almost blown away by wind generated by his helicopter rotors.
Today, Buhari is blowing away helicopters with his breath.
Is the man in Aso Rock, the same Buhari?”
Mrs. Wazobia charged to court for hate speech.
Mrs. Wazobia’s lawyers demand for Buhari’s DNA.
Alhaji Malami, the Attorney General withdraws the case against Mrs. Wazobia.
Who wants to expose the doppelgänger?
SCENARIO THREE:
“President Buhari must give a live interview with reporters to prove he is not from Sudan.”
Dr. Wazobia charged to court for hate speech.
Dr. Wazobia’s lawyers demand for Buhari’s DNA.
Alhaji Malami, the Attorney General withdraws the case against Dr. Wazobia.
Who wants to expose the doppelgänger?
The hate speech bill will help Nigerians unmask the Doppelgänger in Aso Rock masquerading as Nigeria’s President. Every Nigerian must support the Hate Speech Bill.
A good satire for Nigerians while we wait for the hangman. Good day Chief.