AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS ALHAJI RAHEEM AMECHI, NIGERIA’S MINISTER OF TRANSPORTATION.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS ALHAJI RAHEEM AMECHI, NIGERIA’S MINISTER OF TRANSPORTATION.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Good afternoon, Alhaji.

ALHAJI AMECHI:

Is anything secret from you, Africastaallestman? How did you know I am an Alhaji?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

After Alhaji Mohammed Gamali Emefiele and Alhaji Fahd Gbajabiamila converted to Islam to secure their appointments with Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari, Nigeria’s Interim President, Afrcastallestman started tracking you by GPS. According to the data in the server, you were in Mecca and Medina this year.

Why would you be in Mecca and Medina if not to perform the Hajj and Umrah?

ALHAJI AMECHI:

Is that why you are here, or do you want an interview? With a Chief Imam as the Chief Justice of Nigeria and corrupt judges, the interim tag will soon vanish. Is this interview going to your server?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

No, Alhaji, I do not use servers, I use a microphone and tape recorder.

You and your family were denied visas to the USA. How do you feel about it?

ALHAJI AMECHI:

Is the USA the only country with electricity, water, good roads, good communications, and excellent schools?

My President, Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari just called Queen Elizabeth and she approved open-ended visas for me and my family.

Ms. Theresa May also ordered Oxford University to admit my son.

Do you think North Central Oklahoma State University is the equivalent of Oxford University?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Why would the British Government not take the American lead and refuse you and your family entry into Britain?

ALHAJI AMECHI:

My sources in Whitehall intimated me that Britain engineered this visa ban to corner the millions of dollars I spend in the USA every year.

Between Governor Yahaya Bello and myself, we spent $5 million in the USA last year. The entire *APC Federal Cabinet, APC State Governors, APC Federal and State Legislators spent over $1 billion in the USA last year.

America’s loss is British gain.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Your Governor, Nyesom Wike recently declared Rivers State a Christian State and offered to pipe ocean water to the Fulani RUGAs in the semi-arid Sahel.

What do you think about **RUGA?

ALHAJI AMECHI:

RUGA is good for Nigeria. RUGA will provide pasture and water to Fulani cows. Fulanis are Nigerians and it is callous for Fulani cows to die of starvation and thirst when Southern Nigeria is flush with lush greenery and abundant sources of water. I have sold the 8,000 hectares I acquired as Governor of Rivers State to ***MACBAN for 4 billion Naira. I hope Governor Wike has stockpiled enough AK-47s to repel the Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen, when they invade Rivers State to claim their purchase?

I am an Islamist. Does Governor Wike imply that I am persona non grata in Rivers State?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Africastallestman will not be surprised if you are declared persona non grata in Rivers State. The mayhem and carnage you unleashed on your people in February 2019 to re-elect Buhari, is still fresh in the memory of Rivers State indigenes. There is a joke making the rounds in Rivers State that dogs shiver at the mention of Amechi. It is estimated that the invading Nigerian Army acting at your behest, killed almost 100 guard dogs protecting their ****PDP owners.

ALHAJI AMECHI:

You conveniently forgot the thugs under the control of Governor Wike. Are you a real journalist or a PDP sympathizer?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Yes, Wike had to deploy the youths to guard the ballot boxes to prevent the gross electoral malpractice in Rivers State as occurred in the South West, where Alhaji Chief Asiwaju Jagaban Ahmed Bola Tinubu ordered mint Naira notes from the Central Bank to influence the outcome of the Presidential and Gubernatorial Elections in Lagos State. Conservative estimates put his election expenditures at 7 billion Naira. Knowing Tinubu, Lagos State residents through his stooge Governor Jide Sanwo-Olu will reimburse Tinubu with 30 billion Naira in public funds. Tinubu is Jagaban for a reason.

ALHAJI AMECHI:

Do not drag me into Lagos State politics. I am Minister of Transportation and a Rivers State indigene.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Africatallestman sees a fleet of luxury cars outside your office. Presumably, there are more luxury cars and SUVs in your garage.

Are these flying cars or non-flying cars?

Given the road conditions and the menace of armed Fulani Terrorists Herdsmen on your roads, have you considered traveling in hovercrafts?

ALHAJI AMECHI:

Yes, I will buy hovercrafts when Porsche, BWW, Mercedes, Bentley and Rolls Royce start building them.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

What of the second Niger Bridge and the East – West Road? Are they going to be completed during Buhari’s second tenure?

ALHAJI AMECHI:

The South East and the Fake South South did not vote APC except for Edo State where there is an APC Governor.

If Buhari wins at the Presidential Election Tribunal, which is guaranteed, the two projects will be starved of funds to humiliate the South East and South South. Elections have consequences especially with the APC in power.

If Atiku wins, which is impossible given our control over Alhaji Professor Mahmood Yakubu of *****INEC, and the Presidential Election Tribunal, the projects may be completed.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Is Nigeria operating a Federal Presidential System or “Fulanocracy” enmeshed with Islamism?

No US President excludes or punishes States that went to the opposition. Isn’t it time Nigeria returned to a true Federal system with semi-autonomous or fully autonomous regions or zones, with shared responsibilities at the center?

ALHAJI AMECHI:

I guess it is possible, but the present administration came into power to implement RUGA and resettle world-wide Fulani refugees in Nigeria. Fulani refugees are guaranteed asylum under the 1967 UN Declaration on Territorial Asylum.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

******CAN and *******PFN have plans to evacuate millions of Cameroonian and Congolese Christian Refugees to Nigeria. I guess what is good for Islamists is also good for Christians.

ALHAJI AMECHI:

We will gladly welcome them if they have cows, camels, goats, and sheep. We cannot admit refugees who will not contribute to our GNP.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Are Fulani cows munching on farm crops, trampling fauna and vegetation contributing to Nigerian GNP?

It is estimated that Fulani cows cause over 100 billion Naira annually in property and crop damage. Adding the carnage wrought on Nigerians by Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen, the loss of lives and property run in the trillions of Naira. To add salt to a festering wound, these marauders pay no tax on their cows. The cow business is legal money laundering in Nigeria.

Is it any wonder the *******sloking king, Alhaji Orji Uzor Kalu, the Imam of Igbere is also a Fulani herdsman?

ALHAJI AMECHI:

Consider the present herdsmen-farmers clashes as the Nigerian Revolution. After the revolution and eventual Ruganization, Islamization and Emiratization of Nigeria, Nigerians will prosper in peace.

We have Pastors such as Alhaji Pastor Yemi Osinbajo in agreement with Buhari’s plan. Once Osibanjo’s tenure is over, he will perform the Umrah and Hajj and become a full Alhaji.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Are you Igbo?

ALHAJI AMECHI:

No, I am Rigbo.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

What is Rigbo?

ALHAJI AMECHI:

Rigbos share some affinity with Igbos but are not full-fledged Igbos. We feel marginalized by the mainstream Igbos.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

If you are not Igbos, why did the 1958 Willink’s Commission Report classify Ikwerres as Southern Riverine Igbos and found no maltreatment of minorities or Ikwerres by hinterland Igbos. Would you suggest that Nnewi people are maltreating other Igbos in the motor spare parts business?

From my study of Igbos, different towns or clans specialize in different areas of business activities. Ikwerre people should find their niche and not form an unholy alliance with Fulanis or the fate of the Hausas and llorin will befall the Ikwerres.

ALHAJI AMECHI:

Enough of your lectures. In Nigerian Politics, the person comes before the population. I am following in the steps of Zik, Awolowo, and Sardauna. If they meant well for Nigeria, there will be at least four countries in Nigeria.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

Alhaji, thank you for your time.

ALHAJI AMECHI:

Your envelope is with the mallam at the door.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:

I appreciate your largesse. Africastallestman is allergic to envelopes, especially brown.

Bye.

*APC – Alliance for Progressive Change.

**RUGA – Real Estate Under Government Annexation for Fulani cows.

***MACBAN – Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association (Parent Orgzanization of Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen).

****PDP – Peoples Democratic Party.

*****INEC – Independent National Electoral Commission.

******CAN – Christian Association of Nigeria.

*******PFN – Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria.

********SLOKING – A method of cleaning dirty money using proprietary technology.

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