CHAIRMAN KIM CONGRATULATES CHAIRMAN TRUMP.

CHAIRMAN KIM CONGRATULATES CHAIRMAN TRUMP.

Red phone rings grrrrrrrrrrr in the White House and President Trump picks up.

CHAIRMAN KIM:

Congratulations on your rained out military parade. I did not see any missiles. Can American missiles withstand the rain?

CHAIRMAN TRUMP:

You are welcome. Yes my missiles can withstand the rain but they can also suddenly go off in the rain. I do not want a nuclear accident. Remember half of my missiles are targeted at you.

CHAIRMAN KIM:

You are right, Chairman Trump, I had all my Zedong Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles armed with hydrogen bombs in case of such an accident.

Your missiles can withstand the rain, but your Teleprompter cannot.

Maybe, you should spend more money on Teleprompters.

CHAIRMAN TRUMP:

Did that gaffe* get to North Korea? I thought I disconnected North Korea from the internet as part of the sanctions.

CHAIRMAN KIM:

You know fully well you disconnected North Korea from the internet, why do you keep blaming us for hacking US computers? Mr. Chairman, this speech is being recorded.

CHAIRMAN TRUMP:

When will you send me pictures of our meeting at the DMZ since no foreign photographers are allowed in North Korea? I intend to use them for my re-election campaign.

CHAIRMAN KIM:

When will you ease sanctions on North Korea to serve as a summer present to my people?

CHAIRMAN TRUMP:

No way, till you denuclearize.

CHAIRMAN KIM:

We will keep meeting and taking pictures until you are serious.

CHAIRMAN TRUMP:

F… you Kim

CHAIRMAN KIM:

F… you Trump

Both hang up.

*https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-blames-revolutionary-airport-gaffe-teleprompter-malfunction-1447792

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