ELECTRONIC MEDICAL RECORDS AND FOREIGN ACCENTS.

“The patient has epilepsy,” becomes
“Have you paid your electric bill?”
“Prescribe Gemfibrozil,” becomes
“Please go f… yourself in Brazil.”
“Patient has undulating fever,” becomes
“Please go and undo your fiesta.”

Electronic medical records by
Dictation, a nightmare for
Foreign trained physicians.
You thought licensing exams
Were tough, and unpassable,
Until you met Alexa, Cortana, Dragon, Google, and Siri.