MONEY MAY CURE LONELINESS

Loneliness leads to unhappiness,
Unhappiness leads to depression,
Depression leads to decreased productivity, and
Depression leads to suicides and loss of talent.

Why waste money on *Ministers of Loneliness?
Why waste money on loneliness research?
Money better spent on combating loneliness.
Marry or cohabit, get money for combating loneliness.

Money dispensed in tranches as coupling endures.
Money now wasted on Politicians and Bureaucrats,
Will be used in fighting loneliness and depression.
Money may cure loneliness for good.

*https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/5248016/tracey-crouch-uk-loneliness-minister