NIGERIAN ASSOCIATION OF DEAD PERSONS (NADP) ENDORSES BUHARI’S RE-ELECTION.

Dead Nigerians under the aegis of NADP have unanimously resolved to support Nigeria’s President, Muhammadu Buhari’s re-election bid. The decision announced by NADP President, Alhaji, Chief, Sir, Otunba Wazobia Lifeless was reached after a meeting at Abuja National Cemetery, attended by all 37 chapters of the organization.

Alhaji, Chief, Sir, Otunba Wazobia Lifeless praised Buhari as the only President to remember that dead Nigerians are still Nigerians.
He enumerated Buhari’s accomplishments:
1. Playing dead while on foreign trips.
2. Appointing dead persons into his cabinet.
3. Appointing dead persons into boards.
4. Making dead persons board chairpersons.
5. Allowing dead persons to vote.
6. Retaining dead persons on the payroll.

In view of the above undeniable accomplishments in promoting the welfare of long suffering dead Nigerians, the President of NAPD urged all its members, dead or alive, to vote for Buhari.

He stated, “The results of the APC Presidential Primary where Buhari polled over 14 million votes is no fluke. Our members voted for Buhari. I hereby urge all our 50 million members to vote for Buhari in 2019. When the vote total exceeds 180 million, it is not rigging, it is dead persons voting.”

Africastallestman is watching this surreal melodrama with keen interest and will keep you posted.