THE MORE THE ASSISTANTS, THE MERRIER.

Why stop at Physician Assistants?
Judges’ Assistants can clear,
The backlog of immigration cases.
Lawyers’ Assistants can lower,
Legal costs and make justice,
Timely, affordable, and truly just.
Lawmakers’ Assistants sorely needed.
The more the Assistants, the merrier.

As America spends trillions on Healthcare,
The quality of care and outcomes,
Inches deeper and deeper into the abysmal.
Countries spending less have better outcomes.
Isn’t it time for Drug Assistants to sharply,
Lower the prices of prescription drugs,
Making high drug prices history,
And improving health outcomes.

High college tuition will be history,
As Professors’ Assistants dole out degrees.
Who needs Pharmacists and Nurses,
When Pharmacist and Nurses’ Assistants are cheaper.
Flooding the streets with Police Assistants’,
Will eliminate crime and banish criminals.
Making school shootings ancient history.
The more the Assistants, the merrier.

Laws must be enacted making it,
Mandatory for Lawmakers to be,
Cared for by Physician Assistants,
At enormous cost savings,
Halving the Federal deficit in five years.
How docile can American Doctors be?
Why go to medical school when you,
Can become a “Doctor” through the backdoor?

Empowering Medical Assistants is,
A reflection of the honor and respect,
Accorded Doctors in America.
If farmers can become Physician Assistants,
And drug dealers can become Drug Assistants,
Burnt out Doctors can be Judges’ Assistants,
And enjoy a serene retirement.
The more the Assistants, the merrier.