AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS JESUS IN A DREAM.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS JESUS IN A DREAM.

Africastallestman:

Almighty, I am awed in your presence. Why did you decide to reveal this message to a sinner like me?

Jesus:

Africastallestman, I have been watching you for some time. If you are a sinner, the whole world is doomed. I wish that more people will speak out, the way you do.

Africastallestman:

You are the only prophet who died, resurrected, and ascended into Heaven. The other prophets were buried on Earth and one can easily dig up their remains. As the only true God, why do you allow your followers to be murdered by followers of lesser prophets and charlatans.

Jesus:

Africastallestman, I am glad that you asked that question. Millions of people who claim to be my followers are following business pastors or Evangelists as they call themselves. Some Pastors have dabbled into politics, forgetting my admonition, “Therefore render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s.”

These pastors and their followers are mixing Caesar and God and the result is always disastrous.

Then, there are other prophets, Mohammed, Buddha, Tao, Confucius, etc. that are busy trying to protect their followers as they oppress Christians.

I care for my own but do they care about me?

Africastallestman:

Lord as the saying goes, “Do not throw away the bath water with child.” Not every Christian is rotten and corrupt.

Jesus:

You are right. Ain’t I the one supposed to be dishing out parables? 

My Igbo people are being maltreated, marginalized, and murdered in Nigeria. I sent them a savior who they betrayed to their enemies. The signs of divine intervention were there:

  1. He came as a Jew.
  2. He made some prophesies that were fulfilled.
  3. He admonished and castigated like I did in Israel.
  4. His enemies used pythons to ensnare him as Eve did to Adam.

Yet, the so-called Christians did not see my hidden hand. They were busy praying, fasting, and cheating to join the looters. I answered their prayers, sent them a savior but they spurned the savior. I hereby wash my hands off the Igbo problem. I am going to the Middle Belt to help them.

Africastallestman:

Almighty, please do not forsake them for they have learnt their lessons. His detractors are now his praise singers. Is he alive or has he been crucified by the Army and Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen or swallowed by pythons?

Jesus:

Watch for more signs that will reveal his whereabouts and my plans for the Igbos. It may be 1000 years before I send another Savior to the Igbos. You will survive these tribulations.

Africastallestman:

“Master, master, do not leave me.”

I jerked up from my sleep trying to clutch his clothes. Alas, I was the only one in the room.

I must have been dreaming but it sounds so real.

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