GOVERNMENT BY RELOCATION

School girls abducted by Boko Haram in Dapchi, Yobe State,
Relocate the Navy Headquarters to Dapchi.
Commander-in-Chief, isn’t Dapchi in the hinterland?
Yea, but we have to be seen to be doing something.
Boko Haram have taken Dapchi schoolgirls to Niger.
Relocate the Army Headquarters to Niger.
Commander-in-Chief, isn’t Niger, another country?
Yes, but are there Fulanis in Niger?
Government by relocation.

Fulani Herdsmen kill ten motorists in Asokoro, Abuja.
Relocate the Defense Headquarters to Abuja.
Commander-in-Chief, isn’t the Defense Headquarters in Abuja?
Yes, but it is in Area 7, Garki, relocate it to Asokoro.
Abubakar Shekau sighted again in Sambisa Forest.
Relocate the Air Force to Sambisa Forest.
Commander-in-Chief, Sambisa Forest has no airstrips.
I know but some drones do not need airstrips.
Government by relocation.

You wonder why the US is bogged down in Afghanistan for 16 years?
The stupid Americans did not relocate the Pentagon to Afghanistan.
If they did, the war will have been over in two years.
American drones are controlled from Las Vegas, USA.
By the time the signal reaches Afghanistan, the Taliban has seen it.
You fight terrorists by relocating to their neighborhood.
There are reports that monkeys are eating money in Kaduna State.
I am relocating the Ministry of Animal and Environment to Kaduna.
A clueless Government governs by relocation.