GROUP LAUDS BUHARI FOR GOING TO TOILET TWICE A DAY!
SGF steals billions.
NIA Chief steals trillions.
NNPC GMD breaks the bank.
Pensions Boss pays all pension to himself.
CACOL keeps mute,
NAMAN is deaf,
COWAN is sleeping,
About the anti-corruption fight.
The SGF is fired after one year.
NIA Chief is retired after 18 months.
NNPC GMD is promoted to Minister of Petroleum.
Pensions Boss is reinstated and then fired.
Who is fooling who?
Since these NGOs are now Government mouthpieces.
Sleeping in the same bed with Government.
May not be a bad idea,
For Government to control them.
Expect next round of commendation,
When Buhari starts going to the poo room,
Twice a day, instead of once a day.
The din from the commendation will be ground-shaking.
SGF – Secretary to Government of the Federation.
NIA – National Intelligence Agency
NNPC GMD – Northern, sorry Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, Group Managing Director.
CACOL – Center for Corruption and Opaque Leadership
NAMAN – Nigerians Against Marginalization and Nepotism.
COWAN – Confederation of Women Against Nepotism.
NGOs – Non-Governmental Organizations