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NIGERIA HAS ENOUGH CRIMINALS, LET THE BIAFRANS GO!

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NIGERIA HAS ENOUGH CRIMINALS, LET THE BIAFRANS GO!

The Igbos were described as “ungrateful, uncultured Igbos who have exhibited reckless disrespect for the other federating units and stained the integrity of the entire nation with their insatiable criminal obsessions” – Arewa Youths. Nigeria should take a cue from Britain and exile the Igbo criminals to Biafra. Britain exiled the British criminals to Australia where they founded a nation that just recorded the longest period, without recession, in history – 25 years.

No self-respecting country should allow criminals to roam freely within her borders. More intolerable is the fact that these criminals are building factories, schools, universities, and flats, in the non-Biafran parts of Nigeria, and employing non-criminal, non-Biafran Nigerians to run them. If they are not expelled to Biafra, they will contaminate other Nigerians with their criminality.

To this end, the various non-Biafran states should compensate Igbos for their properties from the state coffers. These properties will then be distributed to the citizens of their various states. Any Igbo who decides to reside in hostile non-Biafran Nigeria after separation does so at his or her own risk. Nigerians are welcome in Biafra because Biafrans are the most accommodating people in the world.

Hail Biafra!

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