PLASTIC FOODS!

China sends “plastic rice” to Nigeria
“Plastic rice” is made from crude oil
Rice as grown in the Niger Delta of Nigeria
In oil-polluted soil and water is “plastic rice”
So Nigeria is used to “plastic rice”

Now rice can be grown in factories
Why didn’t Nigerians think about this?
The rice production cycle can be reduced
From months to hours.
Boosting the nation’s food supply

Nigerians love their rice with beans
Pray that the Chinese develop “plastic beans”
Now Nigerians can have a full “plastic meal”
With rice and beans made in plastic factories
Hunger will become a thing of the past

Ingenuous Nigerians will start making
“Plastic chicken,” “plastic bread,” “plastic eggs,” “plastic milk” and plastic everything
With cheap machinery imported from China
With an abundance of crude oil waiting to be turned into “plastic food”
Hunger will be banished forever
Export of “plastic food” will boost Nigeria’s economy

China will become a big importer of “plastic food” from Nigeria
Chinese people eat everything, living or dead
That’s the only way a nation can feed 1.4 billion people
And they will surely enjoy Nigerian “plastic foods”
Made with Bonny Light Crude Oil
It beats “plastic foods” made with heavy Saudi Crude Oil
Contaminated with Sulphur

Plastic has once again saved the day.
Plastic may be the most versatile material invented by man.