TURF WAR BETWEEN AFRICAN DOCTORS AND PASTORS.
Doctor: ” Why are pastors now claiming to be doctors and healing all types of maladies.?
Pastor: “Why are doctors now claiming to be pastors and performing all sorts of miracles?”
Doctor: ” We treat the patient and you pray for the patient to heal.”
Pastor: “True, but you are now treating and praying for the patient. Since doctors have combined doctoring with pastoring, we have noticed a sharp drop in our revenues. In retaliation, we started doctoring to increase our revenues.
Doctor: “We noticed that patients were tithing our fees to pastors, so we decided to become pastors . Pastors were claiming to cure patients that we have already cured! In retaliation, we started pastoring to capture all the revenues due us.”
Pastor: “I guess that we are even. We are both capturing some of each other’s revenues.”
Doctor: “You are right, we are even.”