AFRICANS IN DIASPORA, THERE IS A BETTER WAY

Troubled Africans in the Diaspora
become deeply religious
Separated African couples in the Diaspora
become deeply religious
Divorced Africans in the Diaspora
become deeply religious
Africans with economic difficulties in the Diaspora
become deeply religious

Africans, in the Diaspora, there is a better way
A better way to love, peace, money, and understanding
A better way that is inexpensive and effective
Enter the African Diaspora Interchange—ADI
ADI is discreet and results are guaranteed or
your money is refunded unlike
the ikpulitic, evangelistc, and pentocostalic paSTOrs

RCCG cannot do that
Open Heavens cannot do that
Closed Hell cannot do that
NSPPD cannot do that
Adeboye cannot that
Suleiman cannot do that
Suleiboy cannot do that
Mbaka cannot do that
Mbaukwu cannot do that
Ebube Muonso cannot do that
Odumeje cannot do that
Ede cannot do that
Ji cannot do that
Ebuka cannot do that
Ukpaka cannot do that
Enenche cannot do that
Olsteen cannot do that
Graham cannot do that
Oreo cannot do that
Only ADI can do that

These Charlatans won’t—
Find you a lover
Find you a husband
Find you a job
Find you a business partner
But abandon when you cannot give
any more tithement or sow ikpulities

“A word is not enough for the fool”—Chidiogo

https://africastallestman.com/2018/12/01/religious-slavery-worse-than-physical-slavery/

Ikpulity defined

Ikpulity

noun
\ ikpulity  \
Definition
:things of the same kind, a generic term used for effect
Synonyms & Antonyms
Synonyms
acme, etc, and so on, surprise, nonsense, exclamation, MacGuffin, confine
Examples
//I bought bread, tuna, onions, and other ikpulities to make a tuna sandwich.
It was a tremendous ikpulity—an expression of surprise
What type of Ikpulity is that?—what nonsense is that?
Mind your ikpulity—stay in your lane

Antonyms
nothing, opposite, letdown, wander

First Known Use
1995, in the meaning defined above by Farmer Chukwudi Nwankwo